Unrealistic Valentine's Day Expectations Greeting Card

$5.50

Sometimes love means rolling with the drama.

This funny Valentine’s Day card is made for the partner who puts up with your “high-maintenance but lovable” tendencies. With its cheeky message, it’s the perfect way to show appreciation while keeping things lighthearted and real.

Perfect for:

  • Couples who love humor over mushy romance

  • Thank-you notes for a partner who always goes the extra mile

  • Celebrating Valentine’s Day with laughter instead of clichés

  • A playful card for relationships that embrace honesty and quirks

Product details:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Printed on off-white FSC-certified recycled paper

  • Blank inside for a personal note

  • Includes a matching envelope

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

Sometimes love means rolling with the drama.

This funny Valentine’s Day card is made for the partner who puts up with your “high-maintenance but lovable” tendencies. With its cheeky message, it’s the perfect way to show appreciation while keeping things lighthearted and real.

Perfect for:

  • Couples who love humor over mushy romance

  • Thank-you notes for a partner who always goes the extra mile

  • Celebrating Valentine’s Day with laughter instead of clichés

  • A playful card for relationships that embrace honesty and quirks

Product details:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Printed on off-white FSC-certified recycled paper

  • Blank inside for a personal note

  • Includes a matching envelope

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome